I've seen the future for the watchtower, here is what it looks like:
25 years from now at the annual one day combined district/circuit convention, You can expect a talk to say something like this:
Brothers and Sisters, we are deep deep deep deep deep into the time of the end! Do not quit the race now! Jehovah has given us so many provisions these last few years. The simplified meeting arrangement where we meet one Sunday a month for 30 minutes. This provision has helped the friends free up time to take care of their many aged relatives.
One 90 year old sister wrote the following: "When I heard we were going from two meetings a month to one I started crying tears of joy. It goes to show how Jah is using the FDS to help the millions of Witnesses facing serious old age issues that we never expected. Thank you Jehovah. Thank you GB."
Yes friends, we have had four hours of amazing spiritual refreshment today - all right here at our annual special district circuit convention. There was a time many years ago when these were several days long, multiple times a year. Thankfully Jehovah's organization has kept up with the needs of the many friends who have suffered from ADD for quite some time. It used to be that we had to listen to many 20, 30, even 60 minute discourses over the course of several days. But today - we have heard 30 different talks -none longer than 5 minutes each.
Also, are we not grateful that all these talks were delivered via video conference directly from the world hq? In many parts of the world there are a lack of speakers, well actually, there is a lack of brothers in general who are qualified and in good enough health to give talks. This provision to video conference all the convention talks, has been a huge blessing, has it not?
Finally - Isn't it great that we were able to relocate world hq to Geneva. The worldly authorities have come down hard in their taxes on religions and they just don't see us as the philanthropic charity that we are - Oh how Satan blinds them. Thankfully, Jehovah directed us to shift our headquarters to a country more favorable to Witnesses and the God-given right to be free from oppressive taxes. Truly the FDS takes care of Jehovah's assets.
Well - it wouldn't be a convention without a new release. But the GB has arranged something very special for everyone - not one new release but two. The first is a new 8 page digital brochure: Revelation, Daniel, and Ezekiel - Prophesies in Action Today! You will find these simple and easy to act out in your weekly family drama night.
The next release is a video. Over the years many opposers have claimed we've done little to promote taking care of aged widows and orphans. This video will prove that claim fruitless as it takes 20 minutes to highlight all our facilities around the world that have been converted to retirement centers for JWs and orphanages for displaced disaster survivors who want to become a JW. (pause for applause)
Now as we've been doing for the last 7 years, the brochure will be available to download and print at home at your own cost. No releases are distributed at conventions any longer to help you dear friends save on resources in these hard times. The video is being hosted on our secure streaming video servers and can be accessed with a password that the elders will be provided. It's important to remember, that we want only active JWs to have access to these videos. Thank you for your cooperation in these matters.
Now, if you will, please, stand and lets sing a song from our new song book released just last year. The song that has been selected is the last song in the book, that hopefully you've memorized, and that would be song # 3, Praise Jehovah's Slave Class!